The cast of characters
All facts 100% true. Ish.
Ajax Almighty
Lead vocals
Fave note: the really high one
Hero: himself, mostly
Fear: running out of scarves
Hero: himself, mostly
Fear: running out of scarves
Barbie-Ann Ken
Lead vocals
Belts: Bonnie Tyler, nightly
Hairspray: yes
Total eclipses caused: 4
Hairspray: yes
Total eclipses caused: 4
Dixxi Sinner
Guitar
Solo length: yes
Guitar faces pulled: 400/night
Strings broken: worth it
Guitar faces pulled: 400/night
Strings broken: worth it
Jeff Leopard
Bass
Print: leopard, obviously
Notes per song: four, perfect
Spirit animal: see name
Notes per song: four, perfect
Spirit animal: see name
Professor Fish Fingers
Keys & keytar
Keytar: never holstered
Final Countdowns: infinite
Named after: long story
Final Countdowns: infinite
Named after: long story
Stixx Slider
Drums
Sticks lost per gig: 6
Gong: requested, denied
Cardio: none needed
Gong: requested, denied
Cardio: none needed